The Quota Cabaret: Christmas Office Party

COME ALL YE FAITHFUL, GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLETHEMS AND JOY TO THE WORLD!

Tis the season, and you're all invited to the Quota Cabaret Office Party!

Join our fabulously festive team at the year's most anticipated corporate shindig. It's your run-of-the-mill office party, if your staff were all international drag, burlesque and circus superstars.

Now, last year's party was a tad controversial. We've worked very hard over the last twelve months to bring the office up to the highest standards of political correctness: the halls are appropriately decked, the vegan-gluten-free-dairy-free-kosher-halal mince pies are inclusive and inedible, the mistletoe is safely locked away and HR is always watching. So you can be sure that this year, absolutely nothing can go wrong.

So please, join us for an evening that definitely won't be raucous, sexy, scandalous, hilarious or the talk of the town.